So Many Republican Hypocrites, So Little Time

November 11, 2005 |

Dennis Hastert and Bill Frist

Welcome back to the BuzzFlash.com GOP Hypocrite of the Week.

Well, the Curly and Moe of Republican leadership are at it again. Neither Bill Frist nor Dennis Hastert cared a whit about identifying who in the White House outed a CIA operative. You know, Valerie Plame, who specialized in tracking the illicit sales and trafficking in Weapons of Mass Destruction.

In fact, under their leadership, both the House and the Senate refused to investigate why the Bush Administration made America less secure by exposing someone who was an expert in WMDs. And Curly and Moe haven't done one darn thing to find out how Cheney and his ship of fools lied us into war.

So, it does strike us as monstrous hypocrisy for Hastert and Frist -- on cue from Karl Rove -- to indignantly call for the immediate identification and punishment of whomever told the Washington Post about the Bush-sanctioned gulag of CIA torture sites.

Except that, if you are following this bizarre story, this week Bush simultaneously claimed his administration didn't torture people, but that they need to maintain the right to keep on torturing the detainees that they don't torture. Got it?

Let's face it. The GOP slime squad trots out the same old tired cliche about how anyone who tells the truth about Republican barbarism and failure is "endangering national security." But it is the likes of Curly and Moe who make America more vulnerable to attack and terrorism.

Because they are just enablers of the incompetence and pathology of the Busheviks.

So, Dennis Hastert and Bill Frist, we don't need an investigation into who outed the torture that Bush swears doesn't exist. We just need to get the traitorous hypocrites who run Congress out of office. Then, America might be more secure again, because we need people who value loyalty to their nation over loyalty to their party.

Remember our motto at BuzzFlash.com: So many Republican hypocrites, so little time.

Catch up with you soon.

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More Info:

"Bungling meant leak letter leaked," TheHill.com, November 10, 2005