Stand-up comedian Claude Shires transports us from our daily mundane grinds to the shores of laughter and skimpily-clad comedy. No one is safe from Claude Shires’ wit. His good-natured jokes leave no one unscathed: Women, blacks, whites, Mexicans, the young, and the old. He has a knack for gratifying his audience and getting everyone involved and invested.
You won’t need any anti-depressants after he describes the scatological side effects of today’s pharmaceuticals. No boring drug names for him as he savors the special effects of drugs with names that are reminiscent of buxom, black beauties. Some side effects, like his 4-hour tumescence, he won’t tell his doctor. Your medicine cabinet will never look the same after hearing Claude. Getting married? Find out how to keep your marriage spicy. You’ll never think of manicures and facials the same way either.
Claude Shires sends his audience over the edge with laughter imagining what it feels like to grow old: “I open my eyes, get out of my bed, put on my man pampers.” Is it any wonder that he can’t wait to turn 40? Not to worry, Claude Shires will make you feel young again. Feeling inadequate? Take a hint from Claude and reconsider that phone call to the fertility doctor. Calling to get his sperm count he wonders, “Did I call Taco Bell by mistake?” He has a merciless way of recreating reality into brilliant quips.
Claude Shires recommends that we get out of our comfort zones and immerse ourselves in a foreign culture (of East LA). Spanish is no impediment to him. We should all learn Spanish, he says, because it just takes two days to learn the whole language!
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